Here is an alphabetical list of jokes that are in my archive.just click on the link to view the joke. Enjoy!

The Top 16 Differences Under President Cindy Crawford 30 Ways to Cope With Stress
AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS E-MAIL SURVIVAL GUIDE
Funny Froggie Story HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLD
MARRIAGE HUMOR Nursing Home
The Book Things Noted On REAL Resumes
"Letters to God from children" "The number you have reached ..."
$100 and happy people $200
'Twas the Night before Crisis 0 and 8
10 RULES FOR FEMALE AOL'ers 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
101 Uses for AOL Disks 12 days of Christmas
24/7 25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?"
25 wonderful years 3 old ladies
38 Politically Correct ways to say someone is stupid 5 and 6
A Bad Bug A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS
A DAY OFF?? A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE
A Guide to Software Revisions A Little Planning Goes a Long Way
A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD A Religious Bear
A Talking Horse A Tragedy
A Valentines Day Test For The Guys A hard day's Knight
A little Smoking? A trip to Italy
ACCORDING TO MEN, THESE ARE THE (GUY'S) RULES ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS
AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY?!! APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Adam and Eve Advice to Management
Age is a Funny Thing All Nurses Go To Heaven
Allegations Against Al Gore Amazing!
Another Windows '95 joke Another lawyer joke
Answering Machine Messages Any Moose in Texas?
Army Humor Ask a Silly Question...
Athletes tripping on their tongues Australian Joke
BATHROOM QUOTES BATS
BE A KID AGAIN.... BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
BEST EXCUSE NOT TO GET CHARGED WITH SPEEDING BILL'S PUNCH LINE
BIRTHDAY QUOTES Baby Names
Bachelors vs. married men Back I Say
Bacon and Sausage Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines
Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines (Part II) Barbie
Barry Scheck is Losing It Barry Switzer Excuses
Bell ringer Bicycle
Bill Gates Home Bill Gates New House
Blind Man Blonde Jokes
Breakfast Bricklayer's Story
Butcher Dance CAREFUL WHERE YOU PLACE THINGS
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......
COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM COMPUTER TECHNICIAN NIGHTMARE
COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: CPI
Candidates for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World Cereal & testing
Christmas Lights Church Humor
Cigarette Warnings Tobacco Executives Would Like to See Circus Lingo
Classic Taglines Classified Ad Mistakes
College Seniors vs. Freshmen Common Verbal Abuse
Complaints of Larry King's New Wife Complaints of Modern Day Werewolves
Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Four Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take One
Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Three Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Two
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Five Comprehending Engineers -- Take Four
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Six Comprehending Engineers -- Take Three
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Two Comprehending Engineers -- Take Two
Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take One
Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take Two Computer Documentation
Computer Geeks Unite! Computer T-Shirt Slogans
Computer novices Contractors
Cool Things About Having An Affair With The President Cool things about being the world's fastest man
Corporate rowing Crossbred Dogs
Cumpleet Redneck Cumputer Meenins Custody trial
DARWIN AWARD WINNER FOR 1997 ANNOUNCED DOS Users Anonymous
Dad's Words of Wisdom Daffynitions
Dan Quayle Quotes Dateline: 2000
Dead Men Read No Mail Dead rabbit
Dear God Demands of Striking UPS Workers
Descriptions Desperate Express
Diary of an AOL User Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder...
Differences if the President Were a Monkey Doctor Visit
Dog job Dogs and Computers: Same or Different?
Drinking Guidelines Drunks
E-mail Junkie EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES
ENGLISH ROSE, INDIAN SUNFLOWER...AMERICAN FORGET-ME-NOT ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA
ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Early Morning Rituals
Elf Pet Peeves English language
Entries in Bill Gates's Diary Entymological Etymology
Error.... FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS
FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE FRUSTRATED MAN SHOOTS COMPUTER
FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
Famous Last Words Fast than a Nun
Fight Office Boredom! Findings from Kenneth Starr's Investigations
First Date Advice Flying that bird
Football Season's Here Frequently-Asked Questions About Health Care By David Lubar
Fresh? Freudian Pick-Up Lines
From News of the Weird, May 31, 1997: From a booklet entitled "New Work Habits for a Radically Changing World"
Fun Things to do When Driving GRAMMAR MADE EASY IN 23 STEPS!
GREAT MOMENTS IN ENGINEERING Gandpa
Geek Theology 101 Genesis of the HMO
Good Things About Performing a Concert for the Pope Good Things About Rooming With the President's Daughter
Great Excuse HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS
HIS AND HIRSUTISM HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE
HOW COLD IS IT? HOW TO BE A PEST-BY-MODEM
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A CHRISTMAS CRIMINAL HaHa
Hang 'em high Heavenly Entrance Exam
Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ... High School Vs College
Highlights Of Clinton's Visit To New York Hillary Clinton
History of Medicine Hmmm...
Hollywood Computers Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home!
Hook How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck
How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall? How they make those foods look so good on TV
How to Mess up a Job Interview How to solve an argument.
I-95 IDIOT GOES TO PRISON
IDIOTS *GOING* TO PRISON IN THE BEGINNING...
Ice Fishing If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....
If They Married In 1978, the developers of the C programming
Indications It's A Slow News Day Interesting Facts
Interesting Signs Is Windows a virus?
JOKEMASTER'S HURRICANE SURVIVAL QUIZ JUMP!!
Java Jerk!
Joan John Jones died
Journalism Jury Selection
Justice, American Style KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY
Kids Quotes Kill the nerds
LETTERS TO WELFARE LIVING BENEATH OUR STATIONS ON FAT MOUNTAIN RADIO
LOUISIANA DWI Laws of the Toddler & others
Learnign to share Least Effective Dating Tips
Least Known Aesop Fables Least Popular Attractions at the Baseball Hall of Fame
Least Popular Children's Books Least Popular Christmas Carols
Least Popular Items in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Gift Shop Least Popular Leftover Turkey Dishes
Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part I) Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part II)
Least Scary Halloween Costumes Lesser Known Opponents of Godzilla
Letter from Camp Libraries
Life After Death Life Hints
Light Bulb Jokes Little Puppies
Look Out! Lumberjack Needed!
MARCH ON THE HICKS MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS
MORE FACTS! Maintenance Complaints
Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar Midnight Phone Call
Misc. signs Mispronounce Hideki Irabu
Miss America Contestant Pet Peeves Mississippi
Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age
Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship
Monkeying around.. More Kids Quotes
More One Liners More unbidden truths
Mother's Dictionary My Friend Steve
My Retirement Plans NEWSGROUPS THAT FLOPPED
NOTICE: Names
Need a little UNIX help? New Additions to the Graceland Tour
New Movies Starring Christian Slater New Tourist Slogans For New York
New York Giants Excuses Not Listed
Now *That's* Italian! ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND
OXYMORONS: Officer! Arrest That Man!
Old Love Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part I)
Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part II) One Liners Worth Remembering
One Liners One Liners
Oops! -- Take One Oops! -- Take Two
Open letter to the Sheriff Other Changes President Clinton Has Made at the White House
Other Monica Lewinsky Nicknames For President Clinton Other President Clinton Complaints About the Movies
Other Ways to Liven Up the Miss America Pageant Our Number One Sport
PAINT IT LIKE A COW PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE
PATCHWORK PC Messages
PICK OF THE LITTER PICK-UP REBUTTALS
PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED PUT GEORGE BAILEY’S SEARSUCKER SUIT ON FIRST
Painful Puns Paperless Ransom Note!!!
Patient, Planter, What's The Difference? Paying The Piper, Take Two
Paying the Piper, Take One Perfection
Perry Brando? Pink pigeons
Pirates Pizza Pranks
Placing Blame Points to Ponder
Politically Correct Politically Correct Santa
Polly Want a Cracker? Prime Numbers
Program Notes - Wife 1.0 Prom
Proper fits Proverbs
QUOTES OVER THE YEARS RADIO DAZE
READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998 REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
REDNECK ETIQUETTE RESUME BLOOPERS
RETIREMENT -- FROM A CHILD'S VIEWPOINT Raking Leaves
Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS Real-Life Personal Ads
Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me Reasons Alex Trebek Became a U.S.Citizen
Reasons Boris Yeltsin Isn't Seeking Re-election Reasons It Took Me 20 Years To Win The Daytona 500
Reasons The Mets Will Do Better In 1998 Reasons You Didn't Win Wimbledon
Rejected CBS Slogans for the Fall Season Rejected Dr. Seuss books
Rejected Names for El Nino Rejected Olympic Events
Rejected Sidekick Names Rejected Slogans for the Rolling Stones' Tour
Republican Complaints About Newt Gingrich Resume
Rub the lamp Rules for Frequent Flyers
SEX AND POLITICS IN THE HOUSE OF NEPTUNE SILLY COMPUTER BOOK NAMES
SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE STUPID LAWS
SUMMER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's Saddam Hussein
Scariest Halloween Costumes Septuplets Pet Peeves
Serviceman's Rulebook Shipping news
Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is 50 Years Old Signs It's The Holidays In New York City
Signs That Microsoft Owns Part of Apple Signs That You Won't Be Winning An Academy Award
Signs You Won't Be Nominated for a Grammy Signs You're Watching A Bad Horror Movie
Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party
Signs You're at a Bad Resort Signs You're at a Bad Tailgate Party
Signs You've Been in Vegas Too Long Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Shovel Your Driveway
Signs Your Band Will Never Win a Grammy Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts
Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents
Signs Your Lifeguard Is Nuts Signs Your Local Girl Scout Troop Hates You
Signs Your New College Roommate is Nuts Signs Your Team is Not Going To Win The NCAA Championship
Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus Signs a Romance Novel has been Plagiarized
Signs of Aging Signs of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour
Signs that MTV is Getting Old Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd:
Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
Simpilied Tax Form Smell me?
Some Riddles Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
Something to think about... Speaking of Mornings...
Speedtrap Sports Quotes
Stacked Deck Stay out of the dorms
Stoopid People Surgery Whisperings
Surprises In The New James Bond Movie Surprises in "G.I. Jane"
Surprises in 'Titanic' Surprises in Hong Kong
Surprises on the Rolling Stones Tour Surprising Details in Tom Brokaw's New Contract
THE 5 TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK - AND THEIR ANSWERS THE BIG PIG
THE COMB THE CREATION:
THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE GUYS THE FIRST REALIZATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE
THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ THE LAST WISH
THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS THE OPTIMIST AND THE NON-OPTIMIST
THE POWERBOOK THAT LEAKED (A True Story) THE TALENTED HAMSTER
THE TOP 22 POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
THE WORLD'S COOLEST GUY MUST... THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD TOP 15 REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG
TOP TEN ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY RIDICULOUS HOST NAMES TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU NEED FAMILY COUNSELING
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW Tech Help
Tech Support Tech Support
Ten Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House Ten Things to Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them...
Ten Ways I, David Letterman, Am Spending The Holidays Thanksgiving Movies Playing In Times SquareThanksgiving Movies Playing In Times SquareThanksgiving Movies Playing In Times Square
The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas... The 12 Bugs of Christmas
The 3 bears The Big delivery
The Blonde at the Soda Machine The Blonde
The Book The Cannibal's Canoe
The Check Is In The Mail The Cow
The Cow The Empire State Building
The Gang The Gravy Ladle
The Idiot Test The Importance of Advance Planning
The Importance of Having More Than Three Functioning Neurons The Importance of Having the Proper Identification -- Take One
The Importance of Having the Proper Identification -- Take Two The Importance of Not Being Greedy
The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take One The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take Two
The Importance of Not Being Seen -- Take Two The Importance of Remaining Calm
The Importance of Selecting the Proper Weapon The Jargon Jungle
The New Yorker The Night Before Christmas According to Moms
The Old Man The Painter
The Physicists' Bill of Rights The Rabbit
The Real Programmer At Play The Seance
The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island The Statue
The Telephone Sales Person The Top 15 Attractions at Michael Jackson's Amusement Park in Poland
The Top 15 Chinese Translations of English Movie Titles The Top 15 Items in the Tobacco Companies' Deal
The Top 15 Least Useful Technologies of the Future The Top 15 Other Album/Movie Synchronizations
The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists The Top 15 Psychic Predictions for Princess Di
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes The Top 15 Questions on the Spice Girl Job Application
The Top 15 Rejected Pro Wrestling Names The Top 15 Signs An Athlete is Using a Banned Substance
The Top 15 Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station The Top 15 Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend
The Top 15 Signs You're Attending a Bad Law School The Top 15 Signs You're Not Ready for Summer
The Top 15 Signs You're at a Bad National Park The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts
The Top 15 Stupid Plagues The Top 15 Surprises in Bill Gates's New Mansion
The Top 15 Surprises in Bill Gates's New Mansion The Top 15 Things Overheard at the Baseball All-Star Game
The Top 15 Things Overheard in Roswell, NM, This Week The Top 15 Ways to Beat the Heat in Hollywood
The Top 16 Cartoon Characters Who Failed to Catch On The Top 16 New Careers for Joe Camel
The Top 16 Plays Shakespeare Chose Not to Publish The Top 16 Signs You Hired The Wrong Fireworks Expert
The Top 16 Signs You Need to Find a New Support Group The Top 16 Signs You're on a Mafia Hit List
The Top 16 Surprises in the New "Captain Kangaroo" Show The Top 16 Traits Of a Highly Ineffective Sales Person
The Top 19 Signs Your Psychic Is a Phony The Top 20 Least Popular Summer Camps
The Top 5 New Problems for Mike Tyson The United States is The Best Country on The Face of The Earth
The World's Easiest Quiz The World's Easiest Quiz
The birds and the worm The general
The horse ride Things Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama
Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today Things Overheard During The Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip
Things Overheard During the Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip Things Overheard at the Garth Brooks Concert in Central Park
Things Overheard at the MTV Video Music Awards Things Overheard at the World Series
Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Miss Teen USA Pageant Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House
Things to do in a grumpy mood... Think Different
Think Different Thoughts
Three Pastors Time to upgrade
Tips from Secretaries to Managers: Enhancing the Relationship Title Search
To Sue or Not To Sue? Tools of the Trade, Take One
Tools of the Trade, Take Two Top 10 Added Scenes for The Lost World Director's Cut
Top 10 Events That Have Taken Place Since the Tyson - Holyfield Fight Top 10 Reasons Star Wars is Better than Star Trek
Top 30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy when You're at Home Top Ten Cool Things About Being the World's Fastest Man
Top Ten Dave Letterman's Summer Plans Top Ten Firecrackers or Richard Simmons' Nicknames
Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square Top Ten Mike Tyson Excuses
Top Ten New Slogans for the Tobacco Industry Top Ten Other Failed McDonald's Promotions
Top Ten Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips
Top Ten Rejected Names for Dennis Rodman's New TV Show Top Ten Rejected Summer Olympic Events
Top Ten Signs Disney is Taking Over New York City Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Barbecue
Top Ten Signs You've Chosen a Bad College Top Ten Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts
Top Ten Signs the N.Y.P.D. Is Out Of Control Top Ten Summer Fun Tips from the Unabomber
Top Ten Surprises In The New Batman Movie Top Ten Things Overheard During Bob Dole's Visit to New York City
Top Ten Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball Top Ten Way's O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers
Top Ten Ways to Create More Interest in Baseball Trouble with Car
Two Eskimos Typical Blonde
U.S. Astronaut Complaints About the Russian Space Station U.S. Surprises in 'Air Force One'
UFO Cover Up Unknown
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Unknown Upcoming Books From Public Figures
Useless Beer Trivia Venting
WEB INDUSTRY TERMINOLOGY WHAT DO YOU REALLY MEAN
WHAT THE JOB AD SAYS and WHAT IT REALLY MEANS... WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? WINTER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's
WOMEN'S 50 RULES FOR MEN WORKPLACE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WORKPLACE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEMMATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Ways Disneyland Can Attract More Visitors
Ways New York City Cops Are Being More Courteous Ways Oprah is Celebrating Her Victory
Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image Ways To Make New York a Nicer Place to Live
Ways To Send Packages During the UPS Strike Ways the FBI Can Apologize to Richard Jewell
Ways to Annoy Others Ways to Commemorate the 20th Anniversary of Elvis Presley's Death
Ways to Commit Suicide After the Stock Market Crash Ways to Cool Off on a Hot Afternoon
Ways to Make School More Appealing to Teenagers Ways to Make Tennis More Exciting
We Got Him What Were They Thinking?
What does he mean? What he says, isn't what he means
What if___________ toasters? Where Is God?
Who Shot My Paw? Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books....
Why did you die? Why we're so tired...
Winners of the Brainless Olympics! Woman vs. Men
Would you hire these people Writing Contest
YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE... YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS...
YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... Yet Another Name For It ...
You Chicken You Know You're A Horse Person When...
You Might Be In Education If... You Might Be in Education If . . .
You Won't Be Winning the U.S. Open You know it's going to be a bad day when . . .
You might be a teacher if... You might be in education if...
You're Not Going to Win a Gold Medal You're Watching a Bad Mini-Series
You've Seen 'Titanic' One Too Many Times Your Baseball Team Isn't Doing Well
a bad cough a bottle on the beach
a fare trade baby duck
big mouse bulldozer
charging elephants clean for a change
cow bell cutting down
deer hunting dogs vs. women
e Top 15 Rejected Guinness World Record Categories famous quotes
fire five strange ones
football season genie
get a life hard as nails
harder then it sounds it is alive
it's following us little green guys
looking Forward molecules
mom? my house is on fire
northeastern illinois universtiy one of these days
skin graft some wierd sayings
spell checkers (poem) the CEO
the eyes the light bulb
the trunk things that could go wrong during the live season premier of "ER"
tow truck understanding God
watch dog wedding bells
weevils where to hit
who's is the coldest?


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